I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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