Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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