she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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