I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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