Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
