sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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