I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
