Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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