Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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