She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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