is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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