Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
