some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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