How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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