just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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