Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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