If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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