areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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