Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
