OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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