I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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