question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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