he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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