I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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