I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She told me I should be a condom model.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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