so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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