: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
