I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
