yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know her cup size but not her name....
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