i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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