DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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