so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Holy sore nipples Batman
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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