Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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