Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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