Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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