make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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