puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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