Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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