I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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