i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
