This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
