So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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