so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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