sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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