Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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