You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
