I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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