Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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