I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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