i can't believe i had my finger in that
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
God I need to hump something, right now.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
God, I missed his penis.
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