sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Randomize
